The shirt we literally had to sue the NSA in Federal Court over to be able to sell. The NSA, the only part of government that actually listens. This simple shirt started an international outrage and eventual free speech federal court case when the National Security Agency attempted to muscle us with cease and desist orders, claiming that we needed special permission from then NSA director Keith Alexander to make this joke.
We won in the Spring of 2014, and now this shirt is our little symbol of how even a silly joke can be used to stand up for what's right.
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
- Heather Prism Lilac & Heather Prism Natural are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Dark Grey Heather is 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
- Relaxed fit
- Pre-shrunk fabric
- Side-seamed construction
- Crew neck
| SIZE | LENGTH | CHEST |
| S | 25 1/4 | 34 - 37 |
| M | 26 | 38 - 41 |
| L | 26 3/4 | 42 - 45 |
| XL | 27 1/2 | 46 - 49 |
| 2XL | 28 1/4 | 50 - 53 |
| 3XL | 29 | 54 - 57 |
Product measurements may vary by up to 2″ (5 cm).